Peace At Last

timeywimeyteapot:

have you ever thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly

sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments 

holyshitsouthpark:

“I wonder if there’s porn of-“

there is

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

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johnfkennedy:

i was at coldstone and there was a sign that said “dont feed the animals” and there was a picture of a raccoon underneath and i said “the streets have been tough on tom nook” and my sister slapped me