July 2011
Vacations are over...
For this year at least. I just returned from a week in Ocean City, MD, and it was fun while it lasted. Although it was WAYYYYY too short in my opinion. I went to the boardwalk every day (as everyone should when visiting Ocean City) and dropped a couple bucks in the arcades whenever I got a chance. I took a ride on the Sea Rocket and my step-grandparents’ boat to go to a restaurant (boat...
When your name is in a math problem.
I BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS!
When people trip and fall in a horror movie.
You:
Them:
that awkward moment when someone tells you how...
thatfunnyblog:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
and im just like
Watchjesssicaaalynnnnn:
aloserwithablog:
welcometotheuniverse:
amatterofluck:
acciojaredleto:
kissmycashnigga:
alexxgetsthebitches:
o_o This has to be fake
-___________- wtf??
omg why would you even try this in the first place?
lol this looks like so much fun
I know someone who learned how to do this. If faced by a serious situation with the cops, these dudes can get away with...
Forever is a long time, but I wouldn't mind...
Facebook.
when girls have the worst profile picture like:
& everyone’s like *OMG hot, i love ur smile there*
& I’m all like:
bitch you can’t even SEE her damn smile.
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Things you should plank on:
knives
fire
the highway
the bottom of the ocean
Watchjesssicaaalynnnnn:
thiscouldallbesolvedwithagun:
nogirlisfake:
sawpjamiii:
jackiechan-:
wtf
SHE IS THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET.
BITCH.
what a cunt. we should get rid of her.
how the fuck aren’t you racist ?
The most original one I’ve seen in a while. →
willfosho:
Drop one/several in my ask!
Whats your middle name?
How big is your bed?
What are you listening to right now?
What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?
What was the last thing you ate?
Last person you hugged?
How is the weather right now?
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
What is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
Favorite type of...
If Harry is a horcrux and basilisk fangs destroy...
a smile is the best make up any girl could wear
“If you fall in love with two people, pick the second person. If you were truly...”
– Johnny Depp. (via 22trees)
Sometimes I'm a terrible person...
